A Post About Things I Don't Know

[Some of the following I choose not to know, and some I have not yet acquired the means to know.]

1. I don't know how electricity works. I prefer to think it's magic, involving shooting stars and chocolate bars.

2. I don't know who my great-grandparents were, or what they liked to do on Friday nights. Though I expect it involved music, booze, friends, and ensuing laughter. Also, probably sex.

3. I don't know how to play Bridge :( Does somebody want to teach me?

4. Where the fuck is Carmen Sandiego?

5. I never know where I am. I am perpetually lost. Don't ask me for directions, unless you would like to be lost too.

6. I don't know how many roads a man must walk down, before I can call him a man.

7. On a similar note, I also don't know how to paint with all the colors of the wind.

8. I don't know what it's like to be dead. Yet.

9. What's the point of this post? You could fill a book with the things I don't know. Or maybe a library...